So many GCU fans are like: It's unrealistic that a NHL player would just fall on the ice
Me: Who wants to see a video of my favorite player randomly splatting in his NHL debut? Ah, right into the boards and everything <3
NHL players falling on the ice? Hilariously common, and it happens for a lot of reasons. That particular take always cracks me up.
I am also new to hockey, but I try to be aware that I am new. (except on reddit, because showing self-awareness there means the worst kind of crusty fan will swoop down and try to railroad you into adopting his views)