Oily feet on my butt

I should have monthly massages to deal with both my car accident recovery and another injury which has left me with an apparently permanent muscle tension problem. I don't go enough because I have trouble thinking of massage as 'basic health and maintenance' instead of 'luxury'. The place I go to specializes in post-injury, post-surgery and other kinds of massage therapy.

They have another specialty, ashiatsu. That the thing where someone walks on your back. All the rooms have bars suspended from the ceiling and other things to facilitate ashiatsu. I always make sure to book swedish/theraputic and not ... feet. But the guy I had today either got the wrong memo or decided he needed to apply more pressure. I didn't realize immediately what was going on. My brain was just like 'hands and forearms don't work like that'. Then I heard him switching his grip on the bars and I realized that feet were rubbing all over me, including my butt.

That was my day. How was yours?