Sometimes I forget I am from another dimension

If the timelines are correct about travel and stuff, I might take a trip back to where I grew up next November. Parks and beaches are 'residents only' where I am from so I'd need to wait until late enough in the year that they stop checking residency cards if I want to go anywhere.

I was looking at a place to stay near the old house and this is the lobby:



They advertise that the rooms have 'Neorests'. Turns out that is a very expensive kind of toilet with 'E-Water Plus' and also has a charcoal filter to suck in smells.

Man, I forgot how weird my hometown is.